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Pump it up before the Street Parade

Je prends le métro

jplm

A funny short blog on tumbr featuring .gifs and phrases about the experiences of a daily métro traveler.

Funny Tweets

that mini heart attack when you send a text to the wrong person

parents sleeping : you being quiet as a mouse; you sleeping : parents decide to vacuum for 2 hours

None of my yoga pants have actually ever been to yoga.

when i start to study, all the good TV shows begin

“be strong” i whispered to my wifi signal

Comedy Tweets

“Hangry” = Hungry and Angry

Putting LOL, ROFL, or LMAO, knowing damn well you’re sittin there with a straight face.

HATERS: Having Anger Towards Everyone Reaching Success

Unless your name is GOOGLE, Stop acting like you know everything!

Cop: “You look drunk. Say the alphabet backwards.” Driver: “Dude, I can’t even do that when I’m sober.”

Rémi Gaillard

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