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It’s been a long, rainy day

@TheComedyJokes

That Epic Moment of Joy when you see your food coming in a restaurant.

That moment of DISAPPOINTMENT when you don’t get the color gum ball you wanted in the gum ball machine..

Best breakup line ever: Boy: “Wanna see a magic trick?” Girl: “Sure.” Boy: “POOF, you’re single!”

“My memory is so bad.” “How bad is it.” “How bad is what?”

Benefits of dating me: you’ll be dating me I could go on but I think I’ve made my point

 

@funnyortruth

When someone says “expect the unexpected” slap them in the face and say “you didn’t expect that did you?”

I wish I could go back to the day I met you, and walk the hell away.

To do list: go to a bank wearing a ski mask. complete a normal transaction. leave as if nothing happened.

Did you know if you scream “Bloody marry” 3 times in the mirror at 3AM, your mom will tell you to shut up and go to bed.

*Missed a call* *Calls back* *No answer* “What, did you die within 3 seconds?”

 

@ilovebobong

“IKAW: Gagawin ko na nga assignment ko. TWITTER: WEH, KAYA MO?” [You: I’m gonna do my assignment. Twitter: Oh really? Can you?]

“Ang hirap umasa sa mga binibitiwan mong salita. Pwede bang gawin mo na lang? Hindi yung may pa promise promise ka pang nalalaman.” [It’s difficult to rely on your words. Can’t you just do it instead of merely promising it?]

“Wag kang maiInlove sa taong walang pakialam. Dahil para ka lang nagwawalis habang nakabukas ang electric fan.” [Don’t fall in love with a person who doesn’t care. It’s like sweeping the floor with an electric fan turned on.]

Love will make you steal someone’s heart and give them yours.

We love the things we love for what they are.

We accept the love we think we deserve.

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