Me: I’m happy right now. Life: Lol one sec
You don’t need car keys to drive me crazy.
I want to buy a Parrot and teach it to say, “Help, they’ve turned me into a parrot!”
That gangsta feeling when you rap your favorite song without messing up!
The sad moment when you return to your ordinary life after watching an awesome movie.
Best Threesome: Me. My Bed. My Pillow..
Karma has no menu. You get served what you deserve.
Everything’s funnier when you’re not allowed to laugh.